Dogs make me happy humans make my head hurt T-Shirt | Funny Grandma Scooter Design

This relaxed crew-neck tee brings a wink of humor and a pop of color to everyday wear. A playful illustration of a cheerful older woman on a scooter is paired with hand-lettered text that reads: “Dogs make me happy, humans make my head hurt.” The print sits on a soft, sturdy cotton canvas that feels lived-in from the first wear. It’s light enough for layered looks and durable enough for frequent washes, so the image stays bright and the fit stays classic. Wear it running errands, at casual meet-ups, or curled up at home with a pup by your side — the shirt speaks to anyone who prefers canine company and laughs easily at life’s little frustrations.

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors for breathable, durable comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, lasting color

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and tear-away label for irritation-free wear

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat