Emotionally Unavailable Try the Next Float T-Shirt | Raccoon Pool Float Artwork

Sunlit and wry, this lightweight cotton tee carries a playful mood — a cool raccoon lounging on a tropical float, sunglasses on, sipping a drink beneath bright hibiscus and leafy fronds. The short, cheeky line above the illustration reads like a private wink: emotionally unavailable — try the next float. Wear it when you want to signal laid-back boundaries without losing your sense of humor. It layers easily under a denim jacket or pairs with relaxed jeans for slow mornings, poolside afternoons, or low-key hangouts where you’d rather unwind than explain. Soft, breathable, and ethically sourced, this shirt feels as comfy as the attitude it shows.

Product Type: T-Shirt

Theme/Features: Tropical, playful raccoon illustration; tongue-in-cheek text about being “emotionally unavailable”; relaxed, summery vibes

Target Audience: People who enjoy witty, chill apparel — casual loungers, pool-goers, introverted humor lovers

Occasions: Beach days, pool parties, weekend hangouts, casual vacations, relaxed social outings

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel (lightweight 153 g/m²)

- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner drape and reduced waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and comfort

- DTG and DTF-printed artwork for bright, durable colors; tear-away pearlized label for comfort

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors