There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care Tee | Funny Grandma Scooter Illustration

A relaxed, everyday cotton tee with a playful, vintage-inspired graphic of a cheerful rider and their dog on a scooter, paired with the phrase “There’s a 99% chance I don’t care.” The soft, midweight fabric and classic crew neckline make it easy to throw on for errands, road trips, or lazy weekends. The image sits on the chest for a casual, lighthearted look that reads like a wink to anyone who appreciates low-drama humor and easygoing style. Breathable, durable, and ethically sourced, this shirt blends comfort with personality so it becomes the top you grab when you want to feel comfortable and a little mischievous.

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main chest graphic with crisp detail

- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat