Too Fabulous to Be Functional Before Coffee T-Shirt | Sleepy Parrot Morning Humor

This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful, bleary-eyed budgie illustration and the hand-lettered line “Too fabulous to be functional before coffee!” It’s the sort of shirt that slips on for slow mornings, coffee runs, or cozy weekends—soft against the skin, breathable, and easy to layer under a cardigan or jacket. The vivid print keeps its color and character thanks to direct-to-garment and DTF details on sleeves and labels. Wear it when you want to say ‘not awake yet’ with humor and color—an everyday companion for anyone who lives for that first cup.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, durable fit

- Ribbed collar with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching

- DTG front print with DTF-printed sleeve and inner neck details for bold, lasting color

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors