There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care Tee | Funny Grandma Scooter Illustration

A relaxed, everyday cotton tee with a playful, vintage-inspired graphic of a cheerful rider and their dog on a scooter, paired with the phrase “There’s a 99% chance I don’t care.” The soft, midweight fabric and classic crew neckline make it easy to throw on for errands, road trips, or lazy weekends. The image sits on the chest for a casual, lighthearted look that reads like a wink to anyone who appreciates low-drama humor and easygoing style. Breathable, durable, and ethically sourced, this shirt blends comfort with personality so it becomes the top you grab when you want to feel comfortable and a little mischievous. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main chest graphic with crisp detail - OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat